Florida is the superior state. Reasons:
alligators
crocs (the shoe kind)
manatees
mullets
humidity
hilariously tall lifted diesel trucks blasting Lynyrd Skynyrd
rogue fire ants
insanely aggressive water moccasins
out of control iguana population
bath salts
meth
theme parks run by morally questionable companies
bikinis (lots of bikinis)
ocean everywhere (hence the bikinis)
god tier seafood
fear lives here