Fear 8th ID

Florida is the superior state. Reasons: alligators crocs (the shoe kind) manatees mullets humidity hilariously tall lifted diesel trucks blasting Lynyrd Skynyrd rogue fire ants insanely aggressive water moccasins out of control iguana population bath salts meth theme parks run by morally questionable companies bikinis (lots of bikinis) ocean everywhere (hence the bikinis) god tier seafood fear lives here