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Thought I'd bring back an oldie, but a goodie! So, how does corrupt a wish work you ask? Simple!
One can wish for something, but you will have to come up with a downside for it in posting order.

For example, we'll say that the person above my post (previous poster) wished for being able to shoot lasers from their eyes.
I now have to come up with a downside to that ability before wishing for my own. So my post could be like this:
 

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Granted, but every time you fire lasers from your eyes, you have to fart for the same amount of time that you use your lasers.

I wish I could be invisible!

Now it would be up to the next person to corrupt my wish! Now .. lets get it started!

I WISH .... that I could talk to animals! 😄
 

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Granted, but you can only travel through time in increments of 500 years. No more, no less.

I wish I can teleport.

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2 hours ago, Samo 8th ID said:

Granted, but the you can only teleport back from your house to your job. thats it.

 

I wish I could speak every language

 

Granted, but unfortunately it's the wrong language in your replies.

I wish I could read people's minds!

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On 5/18/2021 at 2:57 AM, McDowell 1st MRB said:

Granted, but unfortunately it's the wrong language in your replies.

I wish I could read people's minds!

Granted, but every time you read them you become dyslexic.

I'd like to poop money.

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2 hours ago, Sofa 8th ID said:

Granted, but every time you read them you become dyslexic.

I'd like to poop money.

Granted, but you literally shit gold bricks everytime

I wish I could make thousands of dollars a day doing nothing

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Granted! But you can't do anything except think while it's frozen.

 

Hmmm... *rubs genie lamp* I wish I still had a girlfriend!

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