McDowell 8th ID Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 Thought I'd bring back an oldie, but a goodie! So, how does corrupt a wish work you ask? Simple! One can wish for something, but you will have to come up with a downside for it in posting order. For example, we'll say that the person above my post (previous poster) wished for being able to shoot lasers from their eyes. I now have to come up with a downside to that ability before wishing for my own. So my post could be like this: Quote Granted, but every time you fire lasers from your eyes, you have to fart for the same amount of time that you use your lasers. I wish I could be invisible! Now it would be up to the next person to corrupt my wish! Now .. lets get it started! I WISH .... that I could talk to animals! 😄 1 8th ID Ribbons/Medals ***** COMBAT BADGES ***** ***** UNIT CITATIONS ***** ***** 2nd ROW ***** ***** 1st ROW ***** ***** OFFICE INSIGNIAS / CHALLENGE COIN ***** ***** WEAPON CHALLENGES ***** ***** SERVICE STRIPES ***** Intra-Service Ribbons/Medals ***** 9th ROW ***** ***** 8th ROW ***** ***** 7th ROW ***** ***** 6th ROW ***** ***** 5th ROW ***** ***** 4th ROW ***** ***** 3rd ROW ***** ***** 2nd ROW ***** ***** 1st ROW ***** "A foil sword doth not a ninja make." ***** BADGES ***** Retired BCT Class 117 | Nov 13, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanier 8th ID Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 1 hour ago, McDowell 1st MRB said: I WISH .... that I could talk to animals! 😄 Granted, but after you speak to an animal, it dies. I wish that I had a photographic memory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burke 8th ID Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 7 hours ago, Lanier 8th ID said: Granted, but after you speak to an animal, it dies. I wish that I had a photographic memory. Every time you remember only your LEFT foot grows by a inch each time. ~ I wish I could fly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanDoor 8th ID Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 Granted, but every time you fly, you need to get patted down by TSA first. I wish for the Genie to be free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montague Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 (edited) Granted, but he doesn't grant wishes, he's just there to hang out. I wish I could travel through time Edited May 17, 2021 by Montague 8th ID Forgot to wish Cum lux abest, tenebrae vincunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 Granted, but you can only travel through time in increments of 500 years. No more, no less. I wish I can teleport. _____________________________________ 타향에서 떠도는 사람 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samo 8th ID Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 Granted, but the you can only teleport back from your house to your job. thats it. I wish I could speak every language Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McDowell 8th ID Posted May 18, 2021 Author Share Posted May 18, 2021 2 hours ago, Samo 8th ID said: Granted, but the you can only teleport back from your house to your job. thats it. I wish I could speak every language Granted, but unfortunately it's the wrong language in your replies. I wish I could read people's minds! 8th ID Ribbons/Medals ***** COMBAT BADGES ***** ***** UNIT CITATIONS ***** ***** 2nd ROW ***** ***** 1st ROW ***** ***** OFFICE INSIGNIAS / CHALLENGE COIN ***** ***** WEAPON CHALLENGES ***** ***** SERVICE STRIPES ***** Intra-Service Ribbons/Medals ***** 9th ROW ***** ***** 8th ROW ***** ***** 7th ROW ***** ***** 6th ROW ***** ***** 5th ROW ***** ***** 4th ROW ***** ***** 3rd ROW ***** ***** 2nd ROW ***** ***** 1st ROW ***** "A foil sword doth not a ninja make." ***** BADGES ***** Retired BCT Class 117 | Nov 13, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa 8th ID Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 (edited) On 5/18/2021 at 2:57 AM, McDowell 1st MRB said: Granted, but unfortunately it's the wrong language in your replies. I wish I could read people's minds! Granted, but every time you read them you become dyslexic. I'd like to poop money. Edited June 10, 2021 by Sofa 8th ID Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montague Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 2 hours ago, Sofa 8th ID said: Granted, but every time you read them you become dyslexic. I'd like to poop money. Granted, but you literally shit gold bricks everytime I wish I could make thousands of dollars a day doing nothing Cum lux abest, tenebrae vincunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanDoor 8th ID Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 Granted, but you make thousands of Shrute Bucks I wish I was the greatest athlete in the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samo 8th ID Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 Granted but you’re 3 feet tall I wish to travel to every continent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunnerski Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 Granted but you can't return to any country you visit. I wish I had a vr headset Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz 8th ID Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Dunnerski 8th ID said: I wish I had a vr headset Granted, but it only views Sofa pooping money over and over again. I wish I had superhuman strength Edited June 11, 2021 by Nutz 8th ID Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanier 8th ID Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 Granted, but you lose sight, smell and hearing. I wish I have the ability to freeze time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 (edited) Granted! But you can't do anything except think while it's frozen. Hmmm... *rubs genie lamp* I wish I still had a girlfriend! Edited August 1, 2021 by Fox Resident Weeb "Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards." - Søren Kierkegaard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa 8th ID Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 Granted, but she lives in Helsinki, Finland. I wish I was taller than 193 cm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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