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Florida is the superior state. Reasons: 

  • alligators
  • crocs (the shoe kind) 
  • manatees
  • mullets
  • humidity 
  • hilariously tall lifted diesel trucks blasting Lynyrd Skynyrd 
  • rogue fire ants 
  • insanely aggressive water moccasins 
  • out of control iguana population 
  • bath salts 
  • meth 
  • theme parks run by morally questionable companies 
  • bikinis (lots of bikinis) 
  • ocean everywhere (hence the bikinis) 
  • god tier seafood 
  • fear lives here

 

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2 hours ago, Fear 8th ID said:

Florida is the superior state. Reasons: 

  • alligators
  • crocs (the shoe kind) 
  • manatees
  • mullets
  • humidity 
  • hilariously tall lifted diesel trucks blasting Lynyrd Skynyrd 
  • rogue fire ants 
  • insanely aggressive water moccasins 
  • out of control iguana population 
  • bath salts 
  • meth 
  • theme parks run by morally questionable companies 
  • bikinis (lots of bikinis) 
  • ocean everywhere (hence the bikinis) 
  • god tier seafood 
  • fear lives here

 


You realize we have a good bit of this list too.

 

and we also have a waffle in the shape of our state.

 

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4 minutes ago, Lanier 8th ID said:


You realize we have a good bit of this list too.

 

and we also have a waffle in the shape of our state.

 

 

I knew you'd say this, seeing as how every southern state wishes they could be Florida and tries to copy us. Where does fear live though? That's your issue. Texas auto-fails. 😎

 

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48 minutes ago, Fear 8th ID said:

 

I knew you'd say this, seeing as how every southern state wishes they could be Florida and tries to copy us. Where does fear live though? That's your issue. Texas auto-fails. 😎

 

Everyone in Texas lives in fear....fear of more people from california coming.

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Texas is bigger

Cost of living is less

Cowboys

Astros

Spurs

Food is better

Also Whataburger

THE ALAMO

Republic of Texas

The HEAT

NASA

 

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The conversation ended when Chuck Norris appeared, can't beat that, sorry Florida.

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Trib 8th ID said:

The conversation ended when Chuck Norris appeared, can't beat that, sorry Florida.

 

Chuck Norris would lose to bath salt face eating man.

 

I said what I said.

 

Also, we do this during one of nature's most powerful events:

 

 

 

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I concede

 

plus I looked it up, Chuck from Oklahoma anyways, best Texans are Oklahomians!

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Don't think the argument holds up right now 😬

 

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Reason #763

 

OU STILL SUCKS!

 

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