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Florida is the superior state. Reasons: 

  • alligators
  • crocs (the shoe kind) 
  • manatees
  • mullets
  • humidity 
  • hilariously tall lifted diesel trucks blasting Lynyrd Skynyrd 
  • rogue fire ants 
  • insanely aggressive water moccasins 
  • out of control iguana population 
  • bath salts 
  • meth 
  • theme parks run by morally questionable companies 
  • bikinis (lots of bikinis) 
  • ocean everywhere (hence the bikinis) 
  • god tier seafood 
  • fear lives here

 

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California best - Add Texas + Florida economy together still under California. We make all the money for the Country, food, technology, best weather, hottest girls, best sports team in SF Giants SF 49ers and golden state warriors.

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2 hours ago, Fear 8th ID said:

Florida is the superior state. Reasons: 

  • alligators
  • crocs (the shoe kind) 
  • manatees
  • mullets
  • humidity 
  • hilariously tall lifted diesel trucks blasting Lynyrd Skynyrd 
  • rogue fire ants 
  • insanely aggressive water moccasins 
  • out of control iguana population 
  • bath salts 
  • meth 
  • theme parks run by morally questionable companies 
  • bikinis (lots of bikinis) 
  • ocean everywhere (hence the bikinis) 
  • god tier seafood 
  • fear lives here

 


You realize we have a good bit of this list too.

 

and we also have a waffle in the shape of our state.

 

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4 minutes ago, Lanier 8th ID said:


You realize we have a good bit of this list too.

 

and we also have a waffle in the shape of our state.

 

 

I knew you'd say this, seeing as how every southern state wishes they could be Florida and tries to copy us. Where does fear live though? That's your issue. Texas auto-fails. 😎

 

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Everyone hates California mine was a bad attempt as a troll lol. Texas has all the cows, mmmmm Beef, Texas ftw.

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48 minutes ago, Fear 8th ID said:

 

I knew you'd say this, seeing as how every southern state wishes they could be Florida and tries to copy us. Where does fear live though? That's your issue. Texas auto-fails. 😎

 

Everyone in Texas lives in fear....fear of more people from california coming.

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Texas is bigger

Cost of living is less

Cowboys

Astros

Spurs

Food is better

Also Whataburger

THE ALAMO

Republic of Texas

The HEAT

NASA

 

 

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The conversation ended when Chuck Norris appeared, can't beat that, sorry Florida.

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1 hour ago, Trib 8th ID said:

The conversation ended when Chuck Norris appeared, can't beat that, sorry Florida.

 

Chuck Norris would lose to bath salt face eating man.

 

I said what I said.

 

Also, we do this during one of nature's most powerful events:

 

 

 

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I concede

 

plus I looked it up, Chuck from Oklahoma anyways, best Texans are Oklahomians!

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Don't think the argument holds up right now 😬

 

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Reason #763

 

OU STILL SUCKS!

 

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