(2172.6 hours played in DoD:S and counting, check) "Hey Fox." (877.6 hours just as Axis sniper, check) "Hey Fox, wait-" (66,925 kills and counting w/ Axis sniper alone, check) "Fox stop! I have a spot for you..." (Two 18-kill counts against other units in officials, sung by bards in mead halls, check) "I shall now stunt, disable, retard, harass, absolutely FUCK your ability to play—" (Two corresponding Medals of Honor for legendary video game service, check) "—and as your supreme leader I hereby command thee to snipe ONLY HERE in this public realism on Donner." Me: sigh